Once again the VA has shown its bright shining colors. Last year I had received notice a company called Veterans Evaluation Services (VES). It was their job to arrange medical exams for Veterans living overseas. Since I live in Denmark, under the Foreign Medical Program (FMP) I thought this was great. Before it was a long drawn out process for me to find a doctor to give VA exams. Never could find one in Denmark, so I was traveling to southern Germany for VA care.
I get a notice from my VES contact a doctor was located in Copenhagen – great I think. But then a wrench got thrown in, my wife got diagnosed with cancer and had to go through a series of operations which meant I could not get away at the planned time as we had horses, dogs and such on our farm to take care of. VES said no problem, they would send my file back to the VA and I should write them when I could get away. Things worked out I could anytime after 1 December, so I emailed my VES contact letting him know, he replied they would be putting in the request for my file. After some time I never heard back from them. I finally get an email, but it is from another company, InternationalSOS. So now let the games begin!!
First I get a call from some guy speaking a dialect of English I can hardly understand. Several times I have to ask him to speak slowly, more clearly. Finally I tell him do not call me, communicate with me by email only so I can fully understand. So I receive notice they have found a doctor in Germany. I write back saying I know VES had a doctor located in Denmark, why not contact them and get the name. You think this would happen – NO!! I bring it up several times, finally I get a reply, well this doctor is not cleared in “their” system. So he gives me the dates, times and I make the train, hotel plans. As I am self employed, I move customers in my books to allow for the time needed to attend the 2 planned appointment I have to make.
Tuesday I leave afternoon on the train getting to Hamburg in the evening, grab a taxi and get to my hotel. Get settled in, grab a bite at their bar and hit the sack. Next morning, breakfast. As I had time I walked to my first appointment, sunny day, why not. Doc is great. She is very friendly. We have a great interview and get lots of things hashed out. She calls me a taxi and I head to another part of Hamburg for my last appointment. I arrive a little early. I am thinking “great, I might get to the train station early and get back to Denmark a little earlier than planned”. Oh no, this is where Murphy’s Law decided to screw me over. For those who don’t know it, Murphy’s Law is: “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”
About half way through the exam I have the secretary come to me with a couple pieces of paper. She says, “You will need these for your next appointment”. I looked at her with question, “Next appointment, I thought this was the last one?” No, then she added they didn’t have x-ray machines to do the pics needed. Ok, I get the address and make my way to the third (not planned) one. I am thinking I was glad I was early, I still might make my planned train home. At the third place I hand my paper to a guy who says, oh yes they have an appointment, but there is no one there to do the x-rays. WHAT!! An appointment with no one to do the job? Murphy has now slapped me and laughed. He tells me I might get one done across town, he tries calling, but no one answers. He gives me the address, calls me a taxi and off I go across Hamburg. I now get to the fourth place of my two appointment day.
The lady gave me that 1,000 yard stare as I told her what I wanted, then asked me for the forms. She held up one. I received nothing like that from the guy at place number three. She can’t help. I asked if she could call a taxi for me – she looked at me and said I could find one on the street. So off I go. Now I am fit to be tied. I had to relax a bit and think what to do. I am down in Germany, no x-rays. The guy at the third place said I could come in the next morning at 0730, so now I am hunting for a taxi. I walk up the street aways, here comes one down the street – I yell and wave, great he stopped. So now back across town to the third place. I get there and make an appointment for 0730 Thursday morning. Now I get to find a place to stay. On the phone and get one. Off back across Hamburg to the hotel and land for the night. Supper, a couple beers and make arrangement for a taxi at 0600 the next morning.
Taxi arrives. Driver asked when my appointment is, he says I got lots of time, so he will show me the place, then drop me at a coffee shop about a five minute walk. First great thing that has happened. So I get my coffee then off to the appointment of the day. At least it is raining and cold. Could have been sunny and warm and I would have been wishing to be on the golf course.
Anyway I get the x-rays done, they call me a taxi and off to the train station.
So the trip home is in a holiday rush. Thank God my ticket is still good, but the seat reservation is not. Being next to a holiday, the train was jam packed. Every seat taken. After about an hour or so I find a seat, but at least I am on my way home.
I spend the end of the evening at home getting my receipts in order, scanned in and ready to file my travel voucher with the VA. I down load the VA Form 10-3542, all filled out. Now I am ready to file. I hit the VA site, find where I can file online – great. I get there only to find Murphy is waiting for me. If I had lived in the U.S. I would get my travel costs paid, but because I live overseas they have stopped paying travel. The other VA appointments I always got paid travel, but I guess we Vets living overseas are costing the government too much money, as the government wants to spend my travel pay differently – I find my tax money is better spend for Biden to secretly fly illegals into the country thus not jamming up the southern border. And if you don’t think this is true, just look it up. It made the news over here.
I am finding out the VA health care is a big money making scam. I am guessing these companies are getting some big bucks to do this. What pissed me off is one can’t talk to the other – who gives a rat’s ass about the Vet, just as long as they get their money. If one company could find a doc in Denmark who works with the VA, why couldn’t the other? Because of the screw ups, I ended up paying almost double for the trip. And I will venture to say, this will never change. The VA, working with the health care is SNAFU.